JACKASS

back in singapore

2006-06-09T19:47:00.000+08:00

Haish...
juz came back from malaysia yesterdae..de camp in kota tinggi rox..
1st day, we did a lot of activities such as flying fox,rock-climbing,abseiling,trust fall, balancing 20 pple on a see-saw lyk plank n 'indiana jones'...its an activity when we cross floatable platforms wif planks..so fun..need 2 balance on de platform..if not, fall into a small dirty lake...
2nd dae went kayaking..it was so fun..me n adrie was so crazy..kept crashing into odder pple's kayak..
3rd dae went hiking to mt. panti...near de top mus climb a tall rock wall wif only ropes 2 reach de peak..after dat rafting n den bath in de clear n cold river...at nyte we had nyte walk...
its so fun n adventurous but so glad dat im back in singapore..
2dae did nuthin xcept wen 2 masjid 4 fridae prayers n slept after reached home..
2nyte got world cup....WOOHOO!!!!!!
germany is gonna kick sum costa rican ass.. after dat got ecuador vs poland at de world cup channel at starhub cable-tv..........
i think togo will win or mayb saudi arabia or ivory coast or africa...hahahahahahaha...

jackass...

2006-06-03T23:06:00.000+08:00

Finally force myself 2 update dis piece of crap..
hu de hell wans 2 read dis..even ryte now as i'm writing nobody at all wans 2 c my
*%#$ing blog...haish..
2dae slept moz of de tyme..in de evening, wen 2 hospital c my uncle...
den wen 2 bukit batok 2 cut my hair at my uncle's shop.. n wen 2 my auntie's house n saw my cuzin n also my cuzin 4rom holland..i was amazed as she spoke fluent malay...
haish..now i update already..
so get lost..

haish...

2006-02-10T18:28:00.000+08:00

2dae nuthing much happen as usual...
after skool got i.t enricment....
n den npcc...
2moro got TKD n den 2moro go plae soccer...YEEHAH!!!!

U noe my lyf sux as usual but now i feel it is beginning 2 b more worse....
i juz hate my lyf ....it SUX 2 DE CORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haish...
valentine's day coming....
i dun understand y pple celebrate it....
its juz useless....
its de day wen u shower luv 2 ur luv ones...
pple can do dat anytime or anydae wad....
so wad 4 celebrate valentine's dae........
haish...........

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2006-02-09T21:55:00.000+08:00

2dae go 2 skool as normal...
nuthing much happen...
Juz now p.e i finally passed my 2.4 yeehah....
den recess plae soccer 4 a while n den rain...
after skool plae soccer again....
de floor damn wet...
all of us run lyk granny lyk dat ..scared fall down...
1 tyme i fall down but den i was in push up position..
luckily my shirt nvr dirty..irfan laugh at me n den he slip n fall on his back....
HAHAHA!!!!!!
After playing soccer sit around at 2/7 classroom wif daniel n adam talk bout miss chong...more lyk insulting her...HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

FeVeR

2006-02-07T20:19:00.000+08:00

2dae at skool nuthing much happen xcept i was feeling feverish....
Den after skool plae soccer n after dat i felt much better...but wen npcc start i started 2 fell feverish back....
2dae npcc got de sec 1s..mr azhar showed us some slide bout wad npcc is all about...
but de whole tyme i nvr pay attention...
after dat p.t. so tiring xpecially wen running.. faris n i suffered as he had a blocked nose n not feeling dat well n i was feverish...after how many rounds de sec 2 n 3s taught de sec1s songs..
Husni as usual semangat...
After np go home n den took my temperature.. It showed 38.3 degrees....
n even now wen i'm writing i feal very weak....
haish..............

NUTHING 2 DO

2006-02-06T17:03:00.000+08:00

2dae go 2 skool as usual.... listen 2 all de teachcrs blabbing away wif words of boredness....
Den after skool go play soccer near my blk.... Now got nuthing 2 do...haish....
shyt.. 2moro got npcc...i feel lazy 2 go...but 2moro got de juniors...i wish i could pump them but 2 bad....i hope 2moro de trainig more relax....
okae now i dunno wad 2 talk bout....so i wanna go 2 sleep.........
ZzZzZzZzZzZz.................

LyF sUx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-20T23:20:00.000+08:00

Wonderful...
a long tyme nvr update this piece of junk!
I dun even noe wad 2 sae..
nothing interesting happen 2dae..
jus go 2 skool...den fridae prayers staeback at skool 4 a while
N den go home....
2moro TKD(taekwondo)....n den plae soccer...
Haish..
my LyF sUx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lyf has its up n downs....
N is full of suprises...
Sum thinks its wonderful.... but i think it sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAd de HeLL Am i talking bout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Boring daY

2005-11-25T23:40:00.000+08:00

WOAH!!!
Its been a long time since i update my blog..
2dae did nuthing much . Wen 2 de masjid for Fridae prayerz
den wen 2 mcdonalds. den go home. at home watch tv.
everydae watch tv. @#$% man.
2moro go taekwondo at skool.
n den husni ajak me play touch rugby. YEEEHAAAH.
damn it. i can't sleep, i guess i stae up all nyte. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
my lyf sux.. haha.dunno y i saed dat . mayb bcuz it is true..
my lyf is lyk a piece of shyt coming out from a naked fat old lady with a wrinkled ass dat was born from a woman with fat ass dat is de size of an elephant's ass...
yup dats my stinking, freaking, shyting, ass-kissing, @#$% ing lyf..
dat is so0o0o00 my lyf...
argh..dunno wad 2 talk bout.
now u've read my post...get lost!!!

SOOOOOOO BOOOORING!!!!!!!

2005-11-09T11:55:00.000+08:00

WTF!!!!!!!!!! Nuthing 2 do.......SOOO BOOORING!!!!
At home watch TV only....WaD TO Do......
WAtcH TV?....I'm doing it ryte now......
SleEp?.......DonE daT ToO ManY TYmeS......
PlaY soCcer?.......NoBOdy 2 PlaY WiF.....
WAD 2 DO.....
ShYt arh Dun EvEn NOe WaD 2 WRytE RytE NOw.......

First lesson

2005-11-08T11:12:00.000+08:00

2dae i went 2 skool 4 nyaa. 2dae had my first touch rugby lesson.
It was so fun. de first thing we did was warm-up of course. next we practice how 2 throw n catch.Den, we wer split into grps of 5. Me, bobo, daniel,naufal n umar in de same grp. We stood in a square n we play monkey. De coach change de monkey name into piggy. Naufal became the piggy a lot of times. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Den we play 1 V 1. Der was an attacker n defender. Both attacker n defender mus run different direction 2 a point b4 dey can go any direction. De attacker mus bring de ball over a line called de touchline b4 de defendr can touch him. Dats y de game is called touch rugby. Not lyk de american one, mus tackle until bleeding n den bone break Here break,der break everywer break2. Azmi become attacker damn POWER!
Daniel de dive nyce.
After dat we play match 10 V 10. Azmi n umar got a lot of touchdown. N den break.
Den we play again n den i change into de other grp wif bobo. N den benjamin injured. Start only my grp got nine players. We start de score all over again. I lyk de 2nd half bcuz in de other grp i finally touched de ball. Naufal got a touchdown! He lucky only lah.
Irfan hakim n zafran also not bad. N also Irfan( de other one)
Umar bang 2 tymes 2 his own teammate, Adam n Dzul.
Der was one tyme i got de ball but umar touch me after i run a bit. Den i tap the ball 2 my leg n start de game again by passing it 2 irfan(de other one). Umar n Dzul ran 2wards irfan 2 touch him. Umar get 2 touch irfan but he also bang into Dzul. I think de ground shake a bit. We all laugh 4 a while. N den irfan quickly pass 2 me b4 umar n dzul got up. N den i ran 2wards de touchline. While i was running, irfan block de defenders from touching me. He was a great help. N den TOUCHDOWN!
N den de other grp scored. Den we play sudden death as our score was tie. Starting only azmi got de ball. He ran 2wards de touchline. Hanan tried 2 touch him but he couldn't reach azmi. So de other grp score. den we do some cooling down exercises.
De coach told my grp 4 buy drinks 4 de winners. Heck care lah! I give them my air mani much better.... n also cheaper. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I can't wait 4 de next lesson.......

2005-11-05T23:18:00.000+08:00

2dae i wen 2 boon lay garden 2 visit my relatives. i lyk dat place bcuz dat area got alot of relatives. one blk onli got already nine houses 2 visit. Syiok man! Cash flow down into my pocket wif ease. 2dae wen visiting, a lot of things happen. me n my abg sedara pinch eah others nipples n hit each others private part. hahahaha!! so funny but den still painful. 1 time i go toilet, wen doing bisness my DAT ONE pain sia...so hard 2 do my bisness. my makcik eveytime as usual must gossip n make fun of pple including ME... i dun lyk sia.
Most of de house i go surely got a lot of pple. i evertyme b careful cuz i scared later accidentally touch pple's smelly ass. 2dae quite fun arh. i can't ait 2 visit my relatives beside my mother 2moro. Can get more $money$...WEEEEEEEEE...
wad can i sae, money makes MY world goes round...WEEEEEEEEE..

So boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-04T20:35:00.000+08:00

Hi! Dis my first post..I hope u all out der lyk my blog.
2dae so borin... Go NYAA n den rain. @#!% man. N den at home so boring . WTF!
2dae at skool...i saw the touch rugby coach..i can't believe dat the coach was a SHE! She luk quite okae... I can't wait for the nxt session.=)